I bought an umbrella and it rained.
I bought a car and they built a road.
I bought a door and I won a house.
When I stole my lunch
The owner of the cafeteria died.
When I visited his grave
The wind untied my shoelaces
And arranged them into a white rose,
And I left it for a tip.
The leaves that fell from the stem
Bought me another car
And the powers that be paved my way.
When I looked out my office window
I thought to phone you and tell you
But you rung me first to profess your love
And that was how we settled it.
